Hi Guys

[xp_humantorch]

Have no fear the Storm is here...Or have fear, if that's what you're into.

I'm Johnny, and what Sue has in brains I have in looks and charm.

So, hello!

Also that weird burn patch outside has nothing to do with me...I swear!

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, you'd be the 4th or 5th person to set something on fire outside. So glad fixing that's not my job.

(MY job is to convince you that no, you are not gonna die if I make you read Macbeth or Midsummer Night's Dream.)

[x-flames.livejournal.com]

Hmm...I'd rather the gardening.

If we were meant to understand Shakespeare then...well...it would be understandable...Thoust gettit?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You know what makes Shakespeare make sense and be understandable? Someone standing in front of a room telling you "Okay, this is what they're saying here."

[x-flames.livejournal.com]

If Shakespeare was such a genius, then why couldn't he write clearly? I make up stuff all the time, but teachers only seem to get angry.

And I normally listen better if someone is standing next to me yelling. Though no promises.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Trust me, it'll be cooler than you think. Macbeth is a pretty badass play and someone gets to stand on a desk and be loud. Which is likely to be you cause I get the impression you're good at loud.

(hi I'm your English teacher, and I don't get pissed if you make stuff up for fiction. We do some fiction writing later in the semester)

[x-flames.livejournal.com]

Loud is, some may say, one of my strengths, Mr Gibney. Class sounds more interesting than I'd like to believe school can be.