Hi Guys

[xp_humantorch]

Have no fear the Storm is here...Or have fear, if that's what you're into.

I'm Johnny, and what Sue has in brains I have in looks and charm.

So, hello!

Also that weird burn patch outside has nothing to do with me...I swear!

Comments

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Burn patch, hmn? Do say more.

Welcome to the fold Little Storm! I'm Angel, the one who's usually responsible for the burn patches (but it's always for a good cause so it's okay). Good to know there's someone else to blame them on now.

[x-flames.livejournal.com]

Perfect. If we constantly blame each other no one can ever convict us!!!

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Yes! This is a good plan and you should feel good about yourself.

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

Hi there, and welcome to the school, Johnny! I'm Meggan.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Meggan! Help me convince the new people that minionhood is awesome.

Also, kickboxing tomorrow, usual time?

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

Sure! I'll do what I can.

Every new person reading this comment, become his minion. Now. Please? Think about it? He is the best Benevolent Overlord that there ever was on the planet, and you will never, ever regret it.

The usual time sounds great for kickboxing!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Thanks, #2. You're awesome.

And great, I'm bringing something extra special, so be prepared.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Minion! I claim you as a minion. You are Minion #6, contingent on your sister being #5. You missed the social, but that's okay, we'll have another one next week.

[x-flames.livejournal.com]

Minion, eh? I've always seen myself as more of an Overlord or something... ;)

[x-flames.livejournal.com]

Really if anything I should be number 5....just saying.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You can be #5 if your sister declines the offer I made her.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Dude. Don't be so modest.

[x-flames.livejournal.com]

I'll try. But I'm a very delicate and introverted sort...

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

I can totally see that, man. Totally. But you should open up. Blossom like a flower or something. Become who you're meant to become.

[x-flames.livejournal.com]

That's why I'm here, bro. I just need somebody to nurture me. Patience, love...all that jazz.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, you'd be the 4th or 5th person to set something on fire outside. So glad fixing that's not my job.

(MY job is to convince you that no, you are not gonna die if I make you read Macbeth or Midsummer Night's Dream.)

[x-flames.livejournal.com]

Hmm...I'd rather the gardening.

If we were meant to understand Shakespeare then...well...it would be understandable...Thoust gettit?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You know what makes Shakespeare make sense and be understandable? Someone standing in front of a room telling you "Okay, this is what they're saying here."

[x-flames.livejournal.com]

If Shakespeare was such a genius, then why couldn't he write clearly? I make up stuff all the time, but teachers only seem to get angry.

And I normally listen better if someone is standing next to me yelling. Though no promises.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Trust me, it'll be cooler than you think. Macbeth is a pretty badass play and someone gets to stand on a desk and be loud. Which is likely to be you cause I get the impression you're good at loud.

(hi I'm your English teacher, and I don't get pissed if you make stuff up for fiction. We do some fiction writing later in the semester)

[x-flames.livejournal.com]

Loud is, some may say, one of my strengths, Mr Gibney. Class sounds more interesting than I'd like to believe school can be.

[x-trance.livejournal.com]

Hey Johnny, welcome to the school. I am Hope Abbott, one of the juniors.

I think we have met though when I was staying at your grandparents last summer with Sue and some of the other girls?

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Oh G-d. Not you.

[x-flames.livejournal.com]

You can just can me Johnny. No need for formalities.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I won't; I'm not one of your imaginary girlfriends.

Johnny-cakes.

[x-submariner.livejournal.com]

Welcome, Mr. Storm.Let's hope that your looks and charm also come with some common sense.

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

Looks and charm? I see all that time soaking up the California sun has scrambled your brains.

Welcome to the mansion Johnny. Now we're all doomed.

[x-flames.livejournal.com]

Thankfully looks and charm have nothing to do with brains. Case in point--YOU. :P

Thanks, it's good to be here!

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

I know, luckily I have it all. Such a shame to be so blessed isn't it :D

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

hey! we meet again! sup?

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Hi Johnny! Welcome to the mansion! I'm Sharon; I'm sometimes a little purple cat or a way bigger purple cat and I'm also one of the RAs here. We have two- a responsible, helpful, polite one, and me. I'm the could-possibly-be-bribed-to-maul-someone-for-you one. If you ever need anything just let me know!

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

I'm Molly! I collect hats.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

Ohai there. Welcome. :D