xp_humantorch: (Moody)
Johnny Storm ([personal profile] xp_humantorch) wrote2017-12-20 03:57 pm

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

You forget, Mr Cringle, that coal isn't only a gift for bad children, but a fuel to burn. 
We've had enough of your lists and your rules. 
Our spirit will not be quashed.
We shall not be forgotten or neglected.
This year my gift to you is a reckoning.
Be prepared to face our judgment.

Christmas just got personal.

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As is tradition, the first annual X-Mansion Santa Hunt-athon will be held on Christmas eve, into the early hours of the morning.

Christmas refreshments will be served; All your favorite Winter-time treats will be there.

At 11:30pm a Candy cane sharpening seminar will be held.

At 11:45pm Christmas themed weaponry will be handed out (you're more than welcome to bring items yourself, either to share of for your own personal Santa revenge).

At 11:55pm the Mansion will "go dark" in preparation for the target's arrival.

Midnight is "Go Time".

Here's dreaming of a Red Christmas...


Yours affectionately,

Dear Leader  
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[personal profile] xp_spectrum 2017-12-20 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I swear, if I get ambushed by you and Maya hunting down Santa, I'll flashbulb your asses. You'll be seeing spots for a week.
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[personal profile] xp_echo 2017-12-21 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
...You do know that Santa doesn't exist, right? (Just wanting to get that out of the way)

Otherwise, violence themed Christmas celebrations might actually make me enjoy this whole supposedly religious farce.